Personalised pet songs

A personalised pet song about your animal.

For loyal dogs, judgemental cats, tiny household dictators and animals with stories far too specific for a normal gift. Tell me what they do, what you call them and why everyone loves them, and I will turn it into a custom pet song.

£45

A funny or affectionate personalised pet gift made from the habits and stories only their humans know.

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Their weirdest habits are the best material.

A personalised pet song is less about writing a generic song that says “I love my dog” or “my cat is cute” and more about capturing the exact animal you live with. The dog who refuses to walk in the rain. The cat who has effectively moved in with the neighbours. The pet with six nicknames and one extremely specific dinner routine.

Those details make a custom pet song feel personal. Tell me the animal’s name, personality, favourite things, habits, crimes, relationships with the family and any story that always gets repeated.

The result can be a funny gift for a pet owner, a song you keep for yourself or something you send to the rest of the family because everyone immediately knows which animal it is about.

Dog songsTurn walks, treats, favourite toys, chaos and personality into a custom dog song.
Cat songsPerfect for dramatic cats, strange routines, disappearing acts and selective affection.
Any pet with a storyThe important part is not the species — it is having details that make the animal recognisable.
Funny or affectionateThe song can be silly, warm or a mix of both, depending on the pet and your brief.

What makes a good custom pet song?

Think about what you would tell someone if you had thirty seconds to explain your pet’s personality. Their food obsession, sleeping position, mortal enemy, favourite person, daily routine, weird noise or the one thing they do that has become family folklore can all become part of the song.

A personalised dog song or cat song

Searches for pet gifts often start with the specific animal, so this page covers custom dog songs, personalised cat songs and other pets without pretending every animal needs the same type of story. A high-energy dog might suit something upbeat; a cat with a long-running grudge might deserve something much more dramatic.

A pet gift that is not another accessory

If the person already has mugs, cushions, portraits and keyrings covered in their pet’s face, a song offers a different kind of personalised pet gift — one built around the animal’s actual character.

Listen to an example

He Only Comes for Licky Licks

Milo is a tabby cat who more or less moved in with the neighbours but still appears at home when he hears a treat pouch. That very specific lack of loyalty became the story for this playful personalised pet song.

How it works

You bring the details. I build the song.

01

Tell me the story.

Share the names, memories, personality, places, in-jokes and details that should make it into the song.

02

I shape the concept.

I turn the brief into lyrics and a musical direction that fits the person, relationship or occasion.

03

You receive the song.

You get a finished personalised audio track made to send, play, surprise someone with or keep.

Related personalised songs

More stories worth a song.

Ready when you are

Tell me what is worth a song.

You do not need to write the lyrics. Give me the details that make the story personal and I will take it from there.

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